To summarize our extensive arguments regarding trucker hats: Do Not At Any Time Ever Wear Them Ever. More specifically, it is now fashion week, so please do not humiliate yourself or our City. We are concerned that this important news isn't spreading as quickly as it should, as evidenced by this letter from a reader: "OK i read this lil article on trucker hats that i guess you or some dumb ass wrote. Their is different reasons for wearing a trucker hat '1 you want to be in Style wit the young ones', '2 you want to come off as a Punk' and finally the reason i wear them is because their Bad Ass i just bought one that said Fuck Off and i think thats appropirate for wut im going to say to you on the Trucker hat topic."