Jonathan Reynolds, food writer for the Times, celebrates the delicious fare of Popeye's with socialite and retired compulsive-bride Nina Griscom. (Can you remember how she got famous? Hey, neither can we!) Nina gets off some great lines which might be overlooked by those stunned by the oddness of the article:

On commitment: "I've had three marriages, and they're so hard to get out of."

On mental health: "I used to get very mad — yell at cabdrivers and things. But a little growing up and a little help from Zoloft and you distribute the rage more evenly."

On consumption: "This country is only interested in big-breasted chicken. Big everything. America is a size queen.''

What's a Nice Girl Like You.... [NYT]
See also: Popeye's Chicken Locations In New York City.