Blogger Bunsen has created his own version of Bravo's "Queer eye for the straight guy" series (wherein five gay guys dress, style, and generally makeover helpless and slovenly straight guys.) The Bunsen version: "Black eye for the straight guy," starring Harvey Fierstein, Nathan Lane, Barry Diller, Rip Taylor, and the ghost of Rock Hudson. "Fierstein will head straight for your closet, tearing your ratty flannel shirts with his teeth. Be wary as Diller punches you in the breadbasket and as you stoop to catch your breath, works a healthy dollop of orange-marmalade-scented pomade into your hair moments before carving the telltale mark of Zorro across your scalp with Wuhl electric clippers. Just as you think you've gotten it all figured out, capricious Gemini, Rip Taylor is inside your kitchen cabinets, loudly shattering your finest Ikea earthenware and shaving your chest with the suprisingly sharp fragments."
A black eye for the straight guy special [Bunsen.tv]