I've been informed that US Weekly recently had a spread on trucker hats, featuring pictures of various celebrities wearing the vile things. I wouldn't know, as I typically only use US Weekly to bookmark my place in Vogue, (which I also rarely read, but functions as a sturdy doorstop during months of heavy ad sales.) The US Weekly trucker hat spread means, I suppose, that I must keep my pledge to have a martini a day for a month. The indignity of it all...