A Craig's List member, regarding the "Anywhere but Pianos" t-shirts that Williamsburg hipsters have been wearing to mock the Lower East Side hipsters in one big ironic circle jerk: "they sell them at ISA on n6 in williamsburg for the handsome sum of $88. that text is silkscreened on the inside of a vintage tshirt for a doubleshot of ironic awesomeness. it's made by the same person or people who did the 'destroy electroclash' and other clever shirts. while it made me laugh outloud when i first saw it in there, anyone who pays $88 for that shirt deserves to be anally raped by an angry dolphin."
Anywhere but pianos [Craig's List via ModernAge]