What if Martha had actually killed her broker, before he ratted out on her? That was the premise of last night's Law & Order. B*TCH is astonishingly lightly veiled extrapolation of Martha Stewart's fall from grace, complete with hard-as-nails female tycoon, fictitious stop-loss orders, SEC investigations, and a good-looking broker-walker. The makers should have at least thrown in an improbable twist — a lesbian affair with the publicist, for instance — to maintain the semblance of fiction.
B*TCH [Law & Order]