· Daniel Boulud adds shaved black truffles to his DB Burger, making it the new most expensive burger in town ($50.) [Page Six]
· Bonnie Fuller has a staffer that looks like Evan "Joe Millionaire" Marriott, and sent him strolling through Times Square to guage whether or not Marriott warranted coverage in Us Weekly. Thinking they had spotted the real thing, one woman fainted and another began to "cry with excitement." Frightening. [Page Six]
· Matt Drudge pats himself on the back for scooping the Monica Lewinsky story five years ago. [Page Six]
· British spy novelist John Le Carre says the U.S. has "gone mad." [Page Six]
· Salon calls Variety editor Peter Bart an "asshole" for his attack on movie critics. [Page Six]
· Women's Wear Daily reports that the Harper's Bazaar cover of Kate Winslet is actually Winslet's head digitally grafted onto fashion director Mary Alice Stephenson's body. [Page Six]

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· Renee Zellweger is moving to Manhattan. [Cindy Adams]
· Overheard on Madison Avenue: "On the East Side everyone has too many clothes. On the West Side they have too many books and not enough clothes." [Cindy Adams]
· Jerry Levin's new girlfriend Laurie Perelman used to be his therapist; atheist Woody Allen is asked to perform with his New Orleans jazz band at a benefit for the Eldridge Street Synagogue; the Women's Wear Daily story about the Harper's Bazaar Kate Winslet cover isn't true and WWD is running a correction today; and Heidi Klum was paying particular attention to Bill Clinton at a party for Gotham magazine. [NY Daily News]