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· NY Magazine columnist Mark Malkin accused of manipulating Guatemalan presidential politics by reporting that Guatemalan President, Alfonso Portillo Cabrera, was competing against Enrique Iglesias for a $30,000 Vacheron Constantin watch. [Page Six]
· The World's Most Decadent Hamburger ($41), made from cows that are beer-fed and hand-massaged, comes to New York. [Page Six]
· Gwyneth's advice to J-Lo: "marriage should not be taken lightly." [Page Six]
· A "Sopranos" movie may be in the works. [Page Six]
· Giuliani is the keynote for the 2004 Republican convention. [Cindy Adams]
· Liz Smith discovers WhoRepresents.com. [Liz Smith]
· Martha Stewart voted "Most Annoying Person of 2002." [Celeb News]
· "Gigli" sucks. [Celeb News]
· James Woods slams Hillary; Andre Balazs spends New Year's Eve hallucinating after being attacked by a scorpion; Davis on Diller: "Those fags sure have funny ways of having fun"; and Balkan pianist Marina Arsenijevic makes her Carnegie Hall debut tomorrow. [NY Daily News]