The Village Voice's Cynthia Cotts reveals the holiday wish lists of editors and writers. Details' Andrew Essex: "More spell check and less identity theft."

Gawker Editor's Wish List
1. An editorial assistant. But then, we can't afford Tina Brown, either.
2. A hosting company whose servers don't consistently crash harder than the last coke-addled b-list celebrity out of Capitale on a Sunday morning.
3. An "I fucked Elizabeth Spiers" t-shirt. (Or, failing that, an "I fucked Nick Denton" or "I fucked Jason Kottke" t-shirt.)

Secret Santa [Village Voice]