· Rosie O'Donnell says Winona Ryder should be locked up. "Because her last film sucked." [Page Six]
· Gwyneth Paltrow says Brazilian bikini wax "changed her life." [Page Six]
· Lisa Ling's granddaddy was a pimp. [Page Six]
· Strokes lead singer says newspapers are "ruining [bleeping] the world," and Mayor Mike is buying a mountain bike. [NY Daily News]