It's pouring with rain, and a guy comes past the restaurant, drenched, preceded by a pushchair. The baby was abandoned...

It's pouring with rain, and a guy comes past the restaurant, drenched, preceded by a pushchair. The baby was abandoned on September 11th, and he needs to find a tattoo parlor nearby, in order to return the infant. There's a $15,000 reward, advertized on Pampers, and he'll split the money if anyone will help him find the tattoo parlor. There were no takers, so he carried on up the street. I presume this is a con, though a needlessly convoluted one. Anyone know what happens if you offer to help?