Sitting pretty on two pairs against an opponent with a single pair and a prayer, World Series of Poker participant Carter Gill went all in with just the river card left to reveal.

"All you need is a queen," Gill smugly taunted David Paredes, who did indeed need a queen to win the hand and near-million-dollar pot.

"It was your talking that did it," Paredes would later tell Gill after his face did that thing yours does when you realize it's the end of a long weekend.

You know, this thing:

Gill was understandably upset, but after a video of his priceless defeat went viral his thoughts turned to other sources of revenue: