What's the Weirdest Sex Fantasy Someone Has Confessed to You?

Perhaps, reading this morning's post on sex fantasies, you noticed that your go-to scenario is on the blander end of the spectrum. Or maybe you're into stuff so weird it didn't even turn up on the list. Either way: don't be ashamed! Human sexuality exists on a vast and beautiful spectrum. Now let's talk about the stuff we all imagine when we close our eyes and rub one out.
What's the freakiest thing you think about when it's time for a little self-love? Under the basketball bleachers, from behind with your high-school crush? A blindfolded encounter with your boss and creatively employed three-hole punch? Or just a romantic night alone with that special someone?
Alternately, what's the strangest or most titillating urge a partner has ever confessed to you in a moment of post-coital candor? How about the most surprising fantasy you've ever found yourself actually acting out? The one thing you'd try if you knew it was going to be the last fuck of your life?
Let's talk about sex, readers. Don't be shy.
