Some fans favor the Seahawks to win this year's Super Bowl. Others, the Patriots. All of them, alas, are fools. That's because Super Bowl XLIX has already been won, hours before kickoff, by figure skating legend and fashion icon Johnny Weir.

Is it the oxymoronic attitude of Weir's pigskin yarmulke that's given him the winning edge, or the pure brilliance of his sapphire padding? We may never know. But all of us, Hawks and Pats fans alike, are surely better humans having witnessed this outfit today.

This has been Weir Watch XI.

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