Walmart Is Very Sorry It Made an ISIS Cake
Earlier this weekend, a Southern American by the name of Chuck Netzhammer was dismayed when Walmart refused to make him a Confederate flag cake. He was even more dismayed when the store seemed to have no problem making what he dubbed an “ISIS battle cake.” So, Netzhammer asked the question that’s been weighing on everyone’s mind: “Does Walmart support ISIS?”
To which Walmart replied, “No.”
Apparently, whoever made the (relatively well-crafted!) cake did not know that what they were actually designing was the now-iconic flag for a notorious Islamic militant group. As a Walmart spokesperson told ABC News, “An associate in a local store did not know what the design meant and made a mistake. The cake should not have been made and we apologize.”
According to receipts displayed in the video above, Walmart sold the ISIS battle cake for a total of $20.93—which, all told, seems like a very reasonable price. And while you probably won’t be able to buy this particular cake at your local Walmart, there’s still no word on whether the store plans to pull any dildo variants, as well.