Very Chill Man Steals Cop Car, Tells Cops "I'm Going to Go Find Crime"

A man in the Pine Point neighborhood of Springfield, Mass. got himself into a tiny unchill sitch when he attempted to steal a cop car and the cops would not stop harassing him to give it back. In a fifteen minute phone call between the police officers in charge of the car and the man, the man is very whatever, "You guys are boring, I'm going to go find crime."

There is audio of his relaxed car theft, which you can listen to in its entirety below via Mass Live. Michael Kopeski, 27, was at his girlfriend's house when she called the cops asking them to remove him from her home. When police arrived Kopeski got into their idling cop car and drove away, right after the officers had pepper sprayed him in the face. No stopping this guy, though.

He's just a guy who wants to ride around, man, catching some criminals. Cop stuff. "My name is irrelevant over this intercom. Just address me as sir," he says as police try to coerce him to give up this jig.

Kopeski was apprehended when other cruisers boxed him in. The relaxed man was charged with "larceny of a motor vehicle, failure to stop for police, four counts of assault and battery on a police officer and resisting arrest," Mass Live reports.