Underage Idiot Bros Go to Police Station Drunk to Get Their Drunk Pal
Three underage stooges got themselves booked into jail this weekend for possession of alcohol in Indianapolis after a rescue mission went awry. In the wee hours of Sunday morning, Hanni Bichir, 20, and Triston Burton, 19, drunkenly presented themselves to police at the local jail, which was already housing their friend.
Fox 59 reports that Bichir and Burton showed up to the Johnson County police station looking for their friend, who was arrested for underage drinking earlier in the night. They "waved at deputies through a window" and were quickly apprehended after cops determined they were drunk. Bichir blew a .161 and Burton blew a .135. "After explaining why it wasn't wise to go to a police station drunk," Fox 59 reports, "officers arrested the men and took them into the jail."
Sherriff Doug Cox told the Indy Star, "These two might qualify for the television show of dumbest offenders," which is mean but fair. At least they got to meet their friend!
[Photo via Fox 59]