Trump Hastily Adds Women, Nuts, Flunkies to Economic Team

When Donald Trump unveiled his team of economic advisors last week, it was widely noted that it was a list of 13 white dudes. Oh, there must be some mistake.. *runs off stage momentarily*. Now Trump has added some ladies in hilariously hasty fashion!

The Trump campaign has released a list of nine “ECONOMIC ADVISORY COUNCIL ADDITIONS.” There are a few noteworthy facts about this list:

• Eight of the nine people are women.
  
• The only man is our close friend Anthony Scaramucci, hedge fund manager and Trump Wall Street fundraiser and general apologist for hedge funds and Donald Trump.
  
• One of the women is Liz Uihlein, president of Uline Inc, known for publicly urging her working-class employees to watch more Fox News.
  
• None of them are real economists.
  

Donald Trump has solved his “Your economic team is all dudes” issue. He has made no progress towards solving the “Your economic plan sucks” issue.