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Cord Jefferson

08/16/13 05:10PM

Filed to: heidi fleiss

TMZ has photos of what it's calling the "weed jungle" discovered outside Heidi Fleiss' Pahrump, Nevada, home last week. The former Hollywood pimp was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell, amongst other things, for having 392 pot plants growing at her house.

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DaisyBell Cord Jefferson 08/16/13 05:13PM

That's the saddest weed jungle I have ever seen. Then again, I used to work in a grow house the size of a K-Mart (you know, smaller than Wal-Mart).

cheerful_exgirlfriend DaisyBell 08/16/13 05:17PM

I was just going to say the same.

That's a weed patio garden.

Here's a weed jungle:

HieronymusHiroshige cheerful_exgirlfriend 08/16/13 05:36PM

Magical.

EastboundStumptown DaisyBell 08/16/13 05:39PM

Seriously...those are pictures from August 7th? In Nevada? Those plants should be 6 or 7 feet tall by now outdoors. I expect a more professional job from someone with those kinds of connections - there are backyards in Eugene that look better.

Polly Wannacracker DaisyBell 08/16/13 06:15PM

I agree. Those photos suck. That was me in like 9th grade.

yesnoyes Cord Jefferson 08/16/13 05:20PM

Hang on, hang on. There's a place in Nevada called Pahrump? Is that a real place? Oh my god, why don't I live there?

La.M. yesnoyes 08/16/13 05:21PM

You do not want to live there.

MountainMomma yesnoyes 08/16/13 05:27PM

Because it's just south of the middle of nowhere.

DeeeZaster La.M. 08/16/13 05:28PM

Seconded. Avoid.

DeeeZaster yesnoyes 08/16/13 05:28PM

Don't bother.

norgedane Cord Jefferson 08/16/13 06:09PM

It's obvious that everyone at TMZ is under the impression that the weed they buy comes from the sketchy friend of that person they're banging. Like how water comes from faucets and electricity comes from switches and plugs. Idiots. That ain't no jungle.

Having been at a function attended by Ms. Fleiss (epic stoner), a good lawyer could make a strong case that 392 plants is, for her, personal use.

I imagine that Ms. Fleiss's previous interactions with the criminal justice system make getting licensed to cultivate kinda complicated.

I'm torn. I believe strongly that weed should be decriminalized but that people who grow, process and distribute it should be licensed.

Porxaderp norgedane 08/16/13 08:43PM

Nope, sorry, even here in California you can only have 6 mature plants and 12 vegetating plants with a medical marijuana recommendation, and Nevada doesn't even have weed decriminalized. No way she's getting off in Nevada with 392 plants.

norgedane Porxaderp 08/19/13 12:32PM

I was being a teeny bit facetious but thanks for the info—corroborated EXACTLY by what my 80-year-old next door neighbors have in their sun room. Glaucoma treatment and Alzheimer's prevention, dontcha know. Tee hee hee.

aruneous Cord Jefferson 08/16/13 05:18PM

oh shit, I predict we'll be seeing Heidi Fleiss OG as a strain in the coming weeks.

lightsandshadows aruneous 08/16/13 05:51PM

I was JUST thinking the same thing! It's probably already in the works.

Polly Wannacracker aruneous 08/16/13 06:26PM

Fridays are always so much fun.