This Week in Florida Man
There's never enough time or space to give him his due. Here's all he's been up to:
Florida Man Wants a Few Good Men to Admire His KKK Flag
Florida Man Takes Down KKK Flag After His Wife Makes Him
Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Pit Bull in Yard By Horrified Neighbors
Florida Man With Spider Face Tattoo Is Wanted By Cops For Attack, Again
Florida Man Cleans Gun, Shoots Girl in Street, Then Self
Florida Man Poses as Sick Friend's Brother, Takes Him Off Life Support
Florida Man Stopped For DUI, Says He Was Trying to "Drive It Off"
Florida Man Allegedly Burns Police Dog's Nose With Cigarette, Twice
Florida Man In Hot Water For Polygraphing His Entire Sex-Shop Staff
Florida Man Wanted For Peeing on Gators Fans
Also:
Florida Woman Gets 10 Years For $17 Million Fortunetelling Fraud
Florida Cops Trace Your Location Through Cellphones
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Florida Fish Strikes Jet, Forces Aborted Takeoff
Florida Otter Adorably Kills and Eats Alligator
Florida Panther Kitten Is Not Cute, According to Gawker Writer