I don’t remember how I found it. I don’t remember exactly when I found it. But I do know that I have watched the video below nearly once a week for the past three or so years. It is, objectively, the single best video on YouTube.

The six-minute clip comes from a failed 1960s television pilot called Suzuki Beane, which was based on a children’s-ish book by the same name. You can find the book in its entirety on Scribd, but I’d recommend watching the video with as little context as possible first. I can guarantee it will be the most delightful and bizarre six minutes of your day.

That said, it’s hard for me to pinpoint exactly what it is about this video that keeps me coming back. The little girl’s intonation is impossibly catchy (every time I watch the video I find myself repeating “square personified” in my head for hours). The premise of a five-year-old beatnik wandering around New York City and shitting on everything is, in itself, incredible. And the fact that this isn’t even a whole episode can be infuriating.

What happened when Suzuki went on the subway? Were her parents worried? Are we sure her parents are even still technically alive? Did Suzuki murder Henry?

The book answers all these and more, of course, but television adaptions never follow the original plot exactly. Meaning that, as far as we know, anything is possible.