This Fish Looks Like Adolf Hitler
Remember that scene on The Newsroom where Mac McHale decides she's only going to run stories that viewers can use in the voting booth? Here's a fish that looks like Hitler.
Fortunately, an analysis of Fishler's implications on our geopolitical situation or, indeed, human life in general, reveals that there are none:
Fishler is not old enough to run for any office. It is not an American citizen.
The military might Fishler commands is negligible, and its ability to levy economic sanctions is virtually nil.
Here is a list of countries Franklin Roosevelt ordered Adolf Hitler not to invade: Finland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, the Netherlands, Belgium, Great Britain, Ireland, France, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Poland, Hungary, Romania, Yugoslavia, Russia, Turkey, Iraq, Syria, Palestine, Egypt, and Iran.
Hitler invaded half of them. Fishler will not invade a single one. It is a fish.
