The President of Iran Wishes You a Heartfelt L'Shana Tovah!
As the sun is about to set here in #Tehran I wish all Jews, especially Iranian Jews, a blessed Rosh Hashanah. pic.twitter.com/tmaf84x7UR
— Hassan Rouhani (@HassanRouhani) September 4, 2013
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Well that's pretty uncharacteristic. Is this a fake out before an invasion?
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Well, that one on Yom Kippur didn't work. Maybe they are trying their luck on festival were you eat instead of a festival where you don't eat.
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That or they realized we're running out of countries to invade and decided to start being a good citizen (fully acknowledge how hypocritical I come off judging their citizenship while we're heading to yet another war without being attacked).
If I was going to invade a country, it wouldn't be when all the soldier are pissed and on edge from fasting. It would definitely be during the food coma.
So Purim then?
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"Would you please all gather on that big X over there so I can extend my good wishes personally."
"Please indulge yourselves with this big, giant bowl of matzah balls and this magnum of Manischewitz....within the X, of course. Don't move, please."
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I still haven't embraced Twitter, yet the fucking President of Iran uses #hashtags now. Next thing I know you're going to tell me I need to upgrade my phone..
Do you know how expensive those are?! I had a black one at work and someone broke it cause the ringer was too loud!
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Wot?
