The Latest "Human Barbie" Is a Teenager Named Lolita
Ukraine's Human Barbies, women who drastically modify their appearances to resemble the popular plastic doll, seem to be getting younger. Lolita Richi, the latest alien living doll to crash-land in front of our primitive Earth-media, is only 16.
Lolita claims she's never heard of the most famous real-life Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova, but that she's already an improvement on previous living dolls.
"'I think I've achieved this image better than anyone else. I'm the ultimate vamp woman," she told the Daily Mail.
The 5'4" Lolita also makes the dubious claim that her look—which centers on her 20-inch waist and 32F bra size—was achieved without the help of cosmetic surgery or Photoshop. The only tricks she'll admit to are her mom's wigs and some "affordable contact lenses."
"I had great features to start with and I just improved on them. My big breasts are natural although I sometimes wear a push-up bra to enhance them," she told the Mail.
The teenage Barbie is originally from Kiev, but is temporarily living in Turkmenistan. She plans to become a psychologist after she finishes school—while still achieving fame as a human doll, of course.
Although she's not a "racist space alien"—as GQ called Lukyanova after she espoused some borderline-genocidal views about "race mixing" in an interview—Lolita isn't exactly a model feminist, either:
"If a girl doesn't have beautiful eyes then they should wear contact lenses to sort it out. If they have a crooked nose, then she must do something about it, whether that's plastic surgery or not," she said.
Lolita is currently accepting tribute from imperfect Earthlings on VK, the Russian equivalent of Facebook.
