Because Ted Cruz is unlikely to answer any questions about TedCruzIsAPussy.com, the whole point in asking him about the website would seem to be to create the opportunity to say “Ted Cruz is a Pussy” to Ted Cruz’s unsettling face.

The paparazzo manning the video above (via TMZ), however, fucks it all up by asking, “And also, I know one of the guys...opportunist made a website that capitalized what Donald Trump called you the other day. Is that...?” I’ll tell you what that is: a piss-poor job from a man who’s made invasion his trade.

The moral of the story is: Don’t out-pussy Ted Cruz.