Taylor Swift's Top 5 Fears: A Collage

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Caity Weaver

08/09/13 05:02PM

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Marie Claire recently asked Ghost of Christmas Past Taylor Swift to identify items "on" a bunch of hypothetical lists (and very literal objects) as part of a hard-hitting interview feature called "What's On." Among the items "on" Taylor Swift's....various things: shoes (ON HER FEET), why the remote in her hotel room won't work (ON HER MIND), and magnets (ON HER REFRIGERATOR DOOR).

The above image is a collage of the items on Taylor Swift's "TOP-FIVE-FEARS LIST." (Presumably, this is a list of the 5 things Taylor Swift personally fears above all others—not a list of the 5 fears she believes are "best.")

They are, in order from left-to-right:

1. "Sea urchins"

2. "Googling myself"

3. "Earwigs"

4. "Cynics"

5. "Getting arrested"

For information about What's On Taylor Swift's "BIGGEST-REGRETS LIST" (spoiler: nothiiiiiiing), visit MarieClaire.com.

[Fear images via Shutterstock // Taylor Swift image via Getty]

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lethekk Caity Weaver 08/09/13 05:20PM

Who isn't completely skeezed out by earwigs? I can take care of most bugs, but those make me want to scream, run away, and take a long, hot shower.

onehappyman Caity Weaver 08/09/13 05:08PM

6. Writing an album that doesn't contain a song about an ex-boyfriend.

drunkape Caity Weaver 08/09/13 05:07PM

Mine are:

1. Listening to Taylor Swift.

2. Listening to Taylor Swift.

3. Listening to Taylor Swift.

4. Listening to Taylor Swift.

5. Sharks

patsysweety drunkape 08/09/13 05:21PM

nomanous drunkape 08/09/13 06:45PM

I was going to submit a similar list:

5. listening to taylor swift

4. seeing taylor swift

3. talking to taylor swift

2. being taylor swift's boyfriend

1. being taylor swift's ex-boyfriend

patsysweety Caity Weaver 08/09/13 05:23PM

Never mind. I was going to agree with her fear of pugs wearing curlers. It's just not natural.

redeye patsysweety 08/09/13 08:36PM

That's a Boston terrier. And I need to know what that little guy did to get arrested.

Wallflower patsysweety 08/09/13 09:44PM

I know it's been said, but that's a boston and their fur is incredibley short, so I don't even know why there would be curlers.

patsysweety redeye 08/11/13 01:33PM

Looks like an unfortunate shoplifting incident at a Piggly Wiggly. Usually if you're out in public in curlers and a bathrobe than you really don't have much to lose.