Hunky actor Josh Hartnett stopped by the New York Stock Exchange hoping to boost morale. Hartnett had noticed that the market recently has taken a tumble and thought maybe he could cheer up the men on the floor. Hartnett said, "I just saw that things were going rough and I thought maybe I could turn the market around." Hartnett hopes his appearance at the exchange will make investing seem cooler to a younger demographic. Hartnett added, "It's okay to save for the future, guys. That trip to Cabo can wait."

Congratulations, men and women of Eaton Vance Tax-Managed Global Diversified Equity Income Fund! You rang today's opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange, oblivious that you'd also be ringing in the worst slide in the exchange's value since September 17, 2001. You can blame China, sure. You've got that IPO to celebrate!