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Don't Let Rich People Own Apartments They Don't Live In

Hamilton Nolan · 08/14/14 12:00PM

It is not easy to find housing in big cities. In New York City, apartments are both expensive and hard to come by. Among the many ways to address this problem, here is one that should please almost everyone: make rich people live in the fucking apartments they own.

Kelly Conaboy · 08/02/14 11:40AM

"Cake decorator was concerned piping apparatus wouldn't be able to pull off decorative bullets, but made valiant attempt." Animal attempted to get several NYC ice cream shops to write "Free Palestine!" on an ice cream cake. See their results here.

Who Goes to a McDonald's Party?

Hamilton Nolan · 06/06/14 12:12PM

Last night, the McDonald's corporation threw a celebrity-studded bash to celebrate the much anticipated World Cup-themed McDonald's fry boxes. Who—besides us—would voluntarily go to such an event? It's a mystery that may never be solved.

Sarah Hedgecock · 06/03/14 03:01PM

Mark Deliz and his son Sebastion pause at a piano underneath the Brooklyn Bridge on Tuesday in New York City. The grand piano that mysteriously landed on the beach last week has become an impromptu tourist attraction. While it is badly damaged, people venture out daily to test the keys. Image via Spencer Platt/Getty.

Bill De Blasio Leaving Mad Garbage on His Curb

Hamilton Nolan · 06/02/14 01:54PM

Tall socialist and New York City mayor "Bill" de Blasio is in the process of moving from his "regular guy" Brooklyn home into the "fancy guy" mayoral residence. He left some free crap on the curb, just like you did when you moved.