Dogshit-Neutral Jurors Selected In Dane Cook Doggie Poop Trial Of The Century
Seth Abramovitch · 07/09/08 01:35PMEmbattled pet-owner Dane Cook is finally being made to answer for his Pinscher-loaf sins, as his eviction trial for failing to pick up after his miniature canine companion Beast has just completed the jury selection process. (See him attacked by pragmatic paparazzi—"C'mon, Dane. It's just dog crap!"—above.) Among the questions asked by his counsel of potential candidates: