The Navy Times has discovered some more "XO Movie Night" videos from Capt. Owen Honors, the former commander of the USS Enterprise who was suspended for making tasteless and vulgar and unfunny videos. He is totally not gay, guys, OK?

Details editor Dan Peres—not gay but ok with that, unrepentant douchebag and totally ok with that—just had a kid! Peres' son, Oscar Dallas Wynter Peres, was born Monday and will be impeccably groomed. [WWD]

Get your TiVos good and ready for this Sunday. Former Renee Zellweger consort Kenny Chesney sits down on "60 Minutes" and talks about all those nasty rumors that he might, you know, like sticking his junk in dudes.