The captain of the cruise ship Costa Concordia, which cost 32 passengers their lives when it capsized back in January (allegedly because the captain was literally showboating for a friend on the shore) gave his first full interview about the accident Wednesday. He's way less sorry than you might expect.

Geraldo Rivera has issued an apology for his insane yammerings on how the hooded sweatshirt Trayvon Martin was wearing "is as much responsible for [his] death as George Zimmerman was." Responding to the firestorm reaction his comments elicited, Rivera apologized last night via Twitter—in the worst, infuriatingly half-assed way a person can apologize.

Alec Baldwin, chatting with the gals from 'The View' on tomorrow's show, can't seem to stop himself from blabbing forth the following observation: