What happens when your Six Flags roller coaster putters to a stop at the peak? Adventure-seeking riders found out on Friday when the Nitro at Great Adventure in Jackson, N.J. got stuck, and they were forced to walk down along the 230-foot tracks.

With the book publishing industry cutting back, it's good to know that they can still step up and produce a quality American Gladiator tell-all memoir about man boobs and severe steroid-induced ball shrinkage: