After straight-out lying about a Baghdad helicopter attack for over a decade, Brian Williams is employing the old out of sight out of mind strategy, which reportedly includes canceling his Thursday appearance on Letterman—the show he once used to promote his bogus heroic tale.

On tonight's 30 Rock, a fake rumor that Liz was pregnant started circulating. (In reality, though, she was just covering for Avery, who needed to secure a promotion.) How'd everyone find out? Why, from Nightly News' Brian Williams, of course!

A Miami woman returned from Haiti with a case of cholera. The disease has afflicted thousands in Haiti, but there hasn't been here since the '90s. But stay calm. No matter what newspeople say, none of you are at risk.