Teen actress turned Maxim hottie Amanda Bynes, age 26, is currently in police custody after being arrested for a DUI last night, Gossip Cop reports in a rare article where the name "Gossip Cop" makes sense. Feel free to stage citizen gossip arrests on anyone who says it didn't happen.

Artist Todd White is famous for designing characters who live in a pineapple under the sea. But did he also design an elaborate kidnap and art theft caper in Huntington Beach? Gallerist Margaret Howell has filed a $7.5 million lawsuit accusing "agents of Mr. White" of imprisoning and assaulting her for several hours, stealing $1 million in artwork, forcing her into "reciting a rehearsed and scripted 'consent' into a voice recorder," and then defaming her to associates.