Sixth-Grader Finds Candy Heart That Says 'Nice Tits' Max Read · 02/03/11 03:34AM Usually, Valentine's Day candy hearts say boring things like "I LOVE YOU" and "MY BABY" (or, once, "WEB SITE.") But if you're lucky you'll get something exciting—like the 12-year-old who got a candy heart that said "NICE TITS."