You know where you can find the motherlode of hot, floppy-haired pseudointellectual boys? At the Film Forum on West Houston Street, for every screening of "Control," the second best movie ever made about Joy Division. Seriously, the audience there was like a party where only geekily-stunning, faux self-effacing, Da Capo book-loving and INCREDIBLY EMO 27-year-old boys were invited. Sigh.

You know where you can mine the motherlode of hot, lightly-bearded intellectual boys? At the Sunshine Cinema on Houston Street, for every screening of "Into the Wild," Sean Penn's film of the Jon Krakauer book about the boy who ditches society. Seriously, the audience there was like a party where only geekily-stunning, self-effacing, book-loving and yet non-emo 27-year-old boys were invited. Sigh.

The A/X store on Broadway by Houston is full of models in underwear. None of the boys are doing quite as well as the guy in the ads, but they're trying!