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Comment of the Day: 'I'm Goin' Down, Mate!'
Leah Beckmann · 11/23/11 05:45PMPilot Cheats Death After His Helicopter Snaps in Half
Lauri Apple · 11/23/11 09:24AMA special message for you Christmas celebrators: This year, when using your helicopter to set up and decorate your tree, try not to fly close to any structures. Otherwise, your propellers might get caught and cause you to have a crash in which you die. That would ruin Christmas!
Idiot Doctors Blame Man's Pain on a Past Hysterectomy
Lauri Apple · 11/12/11 04:05PMWhen New Zealander Les Kennington, who is a man, visited a health clinic complaining about severe stomach pains, doctors suggested that his past hysterectomy might be to blame. They know he had a hysterectomy because his medical report says so. Why does it say so, though, given that Kennington is a man?
Woman Surprises Boyfriend With Wedding
Lauri Apple · 10/30/11 07:19PMNew Zealand's Penguins in Dire Need of Fabulous Knits
Seth Abramovitch · 10/19/11 11:03PMThe Taurunga oil spill off the coast of New Zealand unleashed 2,500 barrels of heavy fuel into a fragile ecosystem, coating thousands of local seabirds in oil. This puts many of them — particularly the mind-meltingly adorable Little Blue Penguin — at serious risk of freezing and/or being poisoned to death. We know, we know. After today's news from Ohio, there's only so much animal suffering you can take. But you can actually help, particularly if you know how to knit.
Batman Responds to 'Bat Signal,' Shows up at Police Station
Lauri Apple · 10/01/11 03:22PMIn response to light formations ("bat signals") in the sky, a man wearing Batman garb showed up at the main police station in Christchurch, New Zealand wondering what the emergency was. But a police officer determined that the man was too "scrawny" to be the actual Batman, and dismissed him as an imposter. Guess they didn't hear about Batman's Sensa diet.
Famous Penguin Ditches Surveillance, Goes Rogue
Jeff Neumann · 09/13/11 07:25AMRemember that emperor penguin that somehow turned up on the shores of New Zealand after getting lost off the coast of Antarctica? Besides giving it the least original name of all time (Happy Feet? Seriously?), conservasionists set the penguin free on September 4, and were monitoring its progress with a satellite transmitter. Only problem: they superglued the transmitter to the penguin's feathers. Some not so happy thoughts from the AP:
Why You Don't Want to Be in a Hardware Store During an Earthquake
Brian Moylan · 06/17/11 02:11PMDead Iconic Sheep's Last Will: Get Me to a Taxidermist
Jeff Neumann · 06/10/11 04:18AMEarlier this week Shrek, the world's (probably) wooliest sheep, died in New Zealand at age 16. So as the nation ponders its future without Shrek — an animal so famous and influential that it had the ear of the prime minister — museums are lining up for the right to display his stuffed carcass for future generations. The national museum, Te Papa, wants him, and so does the Otago Museum near his home. But what would Shrek want? The New Zealand Herald explains:
World's Wooliest Sheep, Shrek, Dies at 16
Jeff Neumann · 06/07/11 01:33AMIt's been a tough year for world famous animals. Knut died. Ming Ming, the world's oldest panda, died, too. And Shrek, the New Zealand sheep that hid in a cave for six years to avoid his owner's shears, was was put down last weekend. When Shrek emerged from his cave in 2004 his fleece was finally clipped, producing almost 60 pounds of wool. He then set off on a nationwide tour that included a meeting with the prime minister.
New Zealand Is Run By a Dangerous Planking Promoter
Jeff Neumann · 05/31/11 06:25AMNew Zealand PM John Key apparently doesn't mind the deadly, coma-inducing Australasian internet craze called planking. In fact, he supports it. In a picture posted to the Facebook group Planking New Zealand over the weekend, his son Max is seen planking in the premier's residence under the watchful eyes of his father. Just what kind of message is John Key sending to the youth of his nation?
Man's Pizza Comes With Free Topping: A Poisonous Spider
Lauri Apple · 05/29/11 05:28PMTwo Injured in Explosion on The Hobbit Set
Brian Moylan · 05/24/11 11:05AMTwo crew members on the set of Peter Jackson's much-delayed production of The Hobbit were treated at the hospital yesterday after an explosion inside a New Zealand workshop. Apparently the two were "drilling a statue" when the accident occurred. It's good to hear that they're both doing well, but the last thing this movie needs is something else that will keep it from getting to theaters. [Image via AP]
How Much Meth Can a Pair of Nikes Hold?
Jeff Neumann · 04/27/11 05:19AMEver wondered how much meth you can squeeze into your sneakers? Between 800 grams and a kilo per pair, that's how much, apparently. Ten people from a Malaysian "tour group" were caught at the Auckland Airport in New Zealand yesterday, each with roughly the same amount of meth in their shoes totaling just over $8 million (USD). Customs agents were tipped off because the smugglers carried "itineraries that were in English but (they) couldn't speak English."
Computers Mistakenly Open Grocery Store
Max Read · 04/24/11 01:30PMA New Zealand grocery store's computer system opened the doors and turned on the lights from 1:00 a.m. on Good Friday until around 9 a.m., possibly due to a "computer glitch" but more likely just because the computer wanted to mess with us. The early-morning free-for-all ended when police were contacted and told that people were taking "truckloads of groceries"; the owner reports that 12 people used the automated check-out lanes and paid for their items. [3News via Reddit]
Pentagram Pizza Billboard Upsets Jesus Fans
Jeff Neumann · 04/07/11 05:28AMNew Zealand's Hell Pizza chain is known for its offensive gimmicks, and the restaurant's newest campaign is doing a good job of keeping the tradition alive. Billboards have been appearing to promote the chain's Hell Cross Buns with a pentagram on the pastry and the slogan, "For a limited time. A bit like Jesus."