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Woman Jumps to Death From 20th Floor Rooftop Bar, Patrons Keep Drinking
Taylor Berman · 07/21/15 10:02AMNew York City Settles With Family of Eric Garner for $5.9 Million
Hudson Hongo · 07/13/15 10:00PMNew York Beaches Are Not Real Beaches
Jason Parham · 07/03/15 10:40AMThere is, among a particular cohort of New York City transplants, a belief that we hold dear. It is entirely based on our collective upbringing in a coastal city, small town, or neighborhood not named Manhattan, Brooklyn, or whatever other boroughs make up this fair metropolis. This belief: New York City-area beaches are not real beaches.
De Blasio Is Mad as Hell at You, Cuomo
Dayna Evans · 07/01/15 02:10PMMayor Bill de Blasio has finally started to fill his size 49 Strawbridge’s loafers. On Tuesday afternoon, he called a meeting with members of the press to spit some brassy words about sitting Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo. The verdict? De Blasio is mad as hell and he isn’t gonna take this—meaning Cuomo’s—shit anymore.
A Eulogy for Styrofoam, Unseated King of the New York City Trashpile
Dayna Evans · 06/30/15 09:30AMRussell Simmons Called De Blasio a "Punk" and a "Bitch"
Brendan O'Connor · 06/21/15 09:20AMIf You Lost a Book and Notes at the Concert in the Park, Here They Are
Tom Scocca · 06/18/15 03:00PMIf you forgot some reading and writing material on the Great Lawn in Central Park last night, here it is. Presumably you went to the New York Philharmonic concert there, which marked 50 years of the Concerts in the Parks series. It was a nice show but hectic—the unexpected rain forced an early intermission, caused a couple of numbers to be dropped from the program, and led some people to flee early.
New Hot Dog Hero Continues Grand NYC Tradition of Overcharging Tourists
Jay Hathaway · 06/05/15 05:20PMIf you feared that your hero, the $30 hot dog guy, had been defeated by the forces of Mayor Lex “Bill DeBlasio” Luthor, dry your tears. Although Ahmed Mohammed lost his job selling $30 wieners and priceless life lessons (same thing) to tourists near Ground Zero, a new hero has risen to take his place.
Hampton Jitney: Sorry We've Been Running Late (Blame Bill de Blasio)
Alex Pareene · 06/04/15 05:01PMThe Hampton Jitney is a private bus line that takes well-off New York City residents from the city to the Long Island towns where well-off New York City residents enjoy spending summer weekends. Lately, some of those buses have experienced delays. One can only imagine the effect sitting in traffic must have on the already enervating class anxiety felt by Jitney riders who cannot, as their betters do, charter weekly helicopters.
Why Do I Still Live in New York City?: A Roundtable
Jason Parham · 06/01/15 12:05PMWeeks ago, reeling from a night of booze and bad decisions, I ventured to a local Bayou-themed restaurant in search of comfort food. I wanted to absorb the last of the alcohol that remained from just hours before, fully determined to get rid of my hangover. When you live alone, this is not an uncommon practice. I often eat out by myself—it’s hard to wait on friends to make brunch plans when all you want to do is devour a plate of syrup-coated waffles—so it wasn’t strange when the bartender and the gray-haired gentleman to my right decided to include me in their conversation. “What do you think?” he said. They had been discussing rising property values in the neighborhood, and the ills of gentrification. The bartender mentioned how a small patch of dirt between two brownstones, just blocks from the restaurant and my apartment, was going for $2 million. “There was also that old gas station in Crown Heights that sold for 30 million recently,” she said. “How is anybody expected to live here now? It’s just too much.”
Copper Bandits Ruined the Morning Commute for Thousands of New Yorkers
Taylor Berman · 05/27/15 11:22AMCursed Woman Dies After Falling Down Stairs and Out Fifth Story Window
Taylor Berman · 05/22/15 09:50AMWoman Gets 24 Years for Pushing Man in Front of Oncoming Subway Train
Aleksander Chan · 05/21/15 08:50AMThirty Dollars For a Hot Dog in This Town?!
Dayna Evans · 05/20/15 02:50PMBlueprint of a Subway Shooting
Andy Cush · 05/12/15 11:41AMBrooklyn district attorney Ken Thompson announced last week that he would not seek to file charges against 69-year-0ld Willie Groomes, who fatally shot 32-year-old Gilbert Drogheo in the Borough Hall subway station on March 10. Thompson’s office declined to elaborate on its reasoning beyond a brief statement saying, “While the death of this young man was indeed tragic, we cannot prove any charge of homicide beyond a reasonable doubt.”
Cuomo Announces "Emergency Measures" to Protect Workers at Nail Salons
Aleksander Chan · 05/11/15 09:13AMIn response to last week’s New York Times reports about the dangerous work conditions, low pay, and racism running rampant in New York nail salons, Governor Andrew Cuomo announced late Sunday a series of “emergency measures” and vowed that the state would no longer “stand idly by as workers are deprived of their hard-earned wages and robbed of their most basic rights.”
De Blasio Proposes Giving $33 Million to Struggling NYC Public Schools
Dayna Evans · 05/04/15 09:55AMHere we go again: that liberal jerkoff with his hands in all our pockets, Bill “Tallest Man on Earth” de Blasio, has decided to dedicate $33 million of his upcoming proposed budget to struggling and underfunded public schools. What about that golden promenade we were promised? And the envelopes full of cash?