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Join Me Now on a Journey Into the Journey
Zach Scott · 04/15/14 11:45AM
I've been listening to fake guru voices, watching videos of charismatic new age leaders, and making cosmic GIFs for two months, nonstop, as a way to make amends for the emotional damage I inflicted on office drones a few months ago. This—Introspections.me—is the result. I feel like it's warped my mind.
Russell Simmons Cannot Stop Being Nice to Bad People
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/11 03:20PM
Russell Simmons initially got famous by starting up Def Jam, a hip hop label that was, believe it or not, dynamic and countercultural. And cool! That was a long, long time ago. What is Russell up to today? Oh, just defending Fox News chief Roger Ailes (again):
'Spiritual Warrior' Found Guilty in Sweat Lodge Deaths
Jeff Neumann · 06/23/11 04:16AMFrench Village Wants Army to Keep Apocalyptic UFO Weirdos Away
Jeff Neumann · 12/22/10 07:45AM
A small French farming village is facing an influx of UFO watchers and assorted New Age idiots who believe aliens are hiding underneath a nearby mountain, waiting for the 2012 Apocalypse. The mayor wants the army to be on call.
Glenn Beck's Health Problems: Actually a Spiritual 'Transcendence'
Hamilton Nolan · 10/08/10 11:31AM
Glenn Beck's going to be taking some time off next week to get some hospital tests done for "problems with feeling in his hands and feet." But he said the real problem could be "spiritual wounds." Wacky explanation video below!
What the Hell Is 'Rolfing?'
Adrian Chen · 10/06/10 07:06PMWe always thought 'rolfing' was what you did after doing four tequila shots in a Daytona Beach sports bar. Turns out it's a violent and painful, New Age-y massage technique. And it's having a moment. Let's all get rolfed!