The Federal Election Commission Wednesday released the 92-page personal financial disclosure of one Donald J. Trump, a $4 billion puddle of tinted moisturizer haphazardly garnished with hair and eyebrows who wants to be the next president. The Trump-puddle, who oozed slowly down an escalator last month and (inaccurately) declared he was worth $8.7 billion, has increased his claim by more than a billion since then.

As cartoon plutocrat and sentient overripe pear Donald Trump officially entered the Republican presidential race Tuesday, he pointedly brandished a financial disclosure statement that asserts his net worth to be in the neighborhood of 9 billion dollars. How much is Trump really worth? If history is any guide, the safe answer is: much less than he says he does.

How rich is the president? Thanks to financial disclosure forms we know the answer: Very rich. Obama is worth as much as $23 million. His dog is valued at $1,600. Biden is worth a sawbuck and a buffalo nickel.

Glenn Beck's media empire netted him enough money last year to buy 79,000 blackboards. Too bad it's probably all tied up in gold! Where did most of that money come from, anyway? Publishing. That's right. Book learning. [Forbes]

Last week, Forbes annointed Michael Bloomberg the richest person in New York with a net worth of $20 billion. The Wall Street Journal offers up a handful of reasons today why he's probably not worth that much, at least after the events of last week: "If Bloomberg were publicly traded, its stock likely would have taken a dive this week... There are now two fewer investments banks buying Bloomberg terminals, not to mention the thousands of finance workers who also will lose their jobs—and their terminals—this year." [WSJ/Wealth Report]

How is Hank Greenberg, the ex-CEO of AIG, feeling today? Not good! Sure, he's pissed that AIG's current management team led by Bob Willumstad didn't turn to him for his "suggestions and help." But he's a lot poorer, too: His shares in the insurance giant were valued at more than $700 million last year. As of this morning, his stake is worth roughly $28 million. [WSJ]