30 Rock's final episode will feature a very special guest star: Rachel Dratch. Just kidding, it's Nancy Pelosi.

David Lynch is maybe, sort of, kind of in talks to bring Twin Peaks back to TV for a third season.

You'd think after the first mishap, the Today Show's producers would have learned that wine, heels and dogs don't mix. They did not.

Since there's virtually no actual crime in Washington, D.C., officers of the Washington Metropolitan Police Department have set their sights on NBC's resident silverfox/bad boy David Gregory.

Following reports yesterday that NBC News' chief foreign correspondent Richard Engel had disappeared along with his production crew shortly after entering Syria through Turkey, it was confirmed today that they had indeed been held hostage by unidentified captors until being freed following a firefight that took place yesterday.

Do you ever find yourself perturbed by the dearth of big booty hos on popular morning news-and-healthy-snack-recipe programs? So does Matt Lauer, apparently.

Is your main quibble with Downton Abbey that you have never been to Downton Abbey? You're in luck: NBC is developing a spinoff of the show set right here in the U.S. of America. And Julian Fellowes, the Fellowes behind Downton, is writing and producing it.

Brian Williams thinks Donald Trump has "driven well past the last exit to relevance." He thinks he is "irresponsible." Brian Williams was not amused by Donald Trump's unraveled tweeting.

This morning on The Today Show a white lady discovered how to be cool:

Because you were focused on other things last week, it's possible you missed some crazy news coming out of NBC, involving a total retooling of Up All Night, a sitcom about Maya Rudolph sharing screen time with other people, including a baby.

Steven Tyler and those other guys from Aerosmith made an appearance on The Today Show this morning to promote their new album Music From Another Dimension. Within the same three minutes, Tyler managed to forget which morning show he was actually on, shouting "Good morning, America!" and then addressed the crowd as "my little fucks" while still on-air. Today-as Al Roker noted more than once-was the first time that Aerosmith had ever appeared on a morning TV show.

Felix Baumgartner sat down with Savannah Guthrie on the Today Show this morning to premier some new footage from his record-breaking free fall, filmed with a helmet camera for a National Geographic documentary. He told Guthrie that he has hung up his Red Bull™ Balloon and is retiring. "I've had enough," he told her. "I've done it all."

Community's truncated fourth season was supposed to premiere tonight on NBC, but instead the show has been shelved indefinitely.

NBC announced last Friday that it had canceled its midseason Dane Cook vehicle Next Caller before airing a single episode.

During a Today show segment about a DoSomething.org app that makes pet adoption as easy as smearing fingerprints on your iPhone screen, Kathie Lee Gifford insisted that noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker hand her a dog that he was holding, and then she immediately dropped said dog on his head. Kathie Lee's was not an evil puppy love, but evil did come because of it.

Boy, NBC must really dislike Community fans. What other logical explanation could there be for the way the Peacock Network keeps messing with them?

For the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. You can't judge a show by its pilot, but that doesn't mean we aren't going to try anyway because there is only so much time and tolerance for shit that is this silly.

Adding injury to insult this morning, NBC — the only Big Three network that didn't carry live coverage of the 8:46 AM moment of silence for victims of the 9/11 terror attacks — opted instead to stick with the Today show's Kris Jenner interview that covered such issues of national import as the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and the momager's breast augmentation surgery.

For the next few weeks, we'll be evaluating many of the new fall shows as they air. And then many of them will go away, and we'll never think of them again. It sounds sad, but for reducing clutter in our lives, this counts as a happy ending. We should always be so lucky as to have fleeting things before us to consider briefly.

During a conference call with reporters this afternoon, The Office executive producer Greg Daniels dropped a bombshell announcement: The upcoming ninth season will be the show's last.