There was a divide among the guys and the gals last night: Hillary Duff appeared as the school's bitchy Mean Girls-type leader, the girls adopted Abed into their clan, who fought against silly bitches with his cruel words.

On tonight's 30 Rock, Tracy discovered that NBC had prepared an obituary for him should he pass unexpectedly—he didn't like what it contained. Then, Jenna discovered that there wasn't one for her. They both reacted (hilariously). Watch inside.

That's what the movies would have us believe, anyway. Also today: HBO goes on a comedy-ordering bonanza, Terra Nova is not on terra firma, neither is Law & Order, and a new reality show actually sounds... good?

And she's gonna like it. Also today: Yay for Fox News, they are great. Yay for Chelsea Handler, she is great. Watch a video of actresses complimenting each other, and hear the good news about two skinny dark-haired guys.

What subject can years of SNL's female players agree is funny? The Real Housewives franchise! Andy Cohen moderates the reunion show that kicked off last night's two-hour retrospective called The Women of SNL. Tina Fey as Danielle Staub, inside!

Group hugs are hard to pull off, especially if not everyone's on board. Whatever, Ann Curry really likes Jonah Hill and she's going in! Plus, Al Roker decides to spice it up at the end. The awkward embrace, inside.

Last night's Community was a thrilling 30-minutes thrilling zombie-filled action. Spoiler alert: all of our favorite cast members get bitten and turned into zombies — but how they get there is the best part. Highlights inside!

Matt Lauer was on a war path with Steven Slater on this morning's Today, questioning the veracity of Slater's infamous exit like a boa constrictor strangling a small rodent. To Slater's credit, though, he did hold his own—somewhat.

On last night's episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, guest Molly Shannon, Fallon and two audience members participated in a rousing game of Charades. With a nearly impossible title to pantomime, Fallon went straight for the chest. Literally.

Hosting the former Secretary of State on late night television is no easy feat. You've got to be amiable, complimentary, and classy. Which is where Craig Ferguson slipped up last night as he awkwardly tried to pet Condoleeza Rice's dress.

Who knew that even Back to the Future stars loved Taylor Swift? Watch Lea Thompson head bopping along with hoards of teenage girls to Swift's live Today Show performance this morning. She's just nailing that maternal Lorraine McFly vibe, no?

This morning, Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson and Robert Zemeckis talked a little about their memories of making the movies and the impact that they've had on our culture on the today Show. It's just great stuff.

Martha Stewart—and a Halloween-themed "buffet" that costs more than your rent—just visited The Tonight Show to craft with Jay Leno. Stewart showed off her festive contacts, talked about dogs/dating, lovably lectured Leno, and more! The best moments, inside.

No one really knows, so one director, and possibly one actress, are endeavoring to find out. Also today: NBC orders two dubious sounding pilots, Matthew Weiner has a casting change for his first movie, and trouble in New Zealand.

The Brett Favre sexting scandal has permeated many arenas of pop culture (even 30 Rock). And tonight, it leaped into yet another one with its own sketch on SNL. Watch as Jason Sudekis' Favre pitches his "open fly jeans."

During Monday's New York Gubernatorial debate, Jimmy McMillan—of the "Rent Is Too Damn High" party—became an instant, nationwide star because of his hilarious antics (watch him here). On tonight's SNL, Kenan Thompson impersonated McMillan flawlessly. Watch inside.

Liz Lemon isn't known for her sexual prowess. Now—courtesy last night's 30 Rock—we know why! You see, it appears that nine-year-old Liz had a roller skating/Tom Jones-related accident. (Really.) Watch Liz's hilarious reveal to Jack (and flashback) inside.

Per a tipster: "Saw [recently deposed NBC CEO] Jeff Zucker shopping the jewelry area at Saks, apparently attempting to spend a small fraction of his severance. Expensive shoes." Spot someone? Email us or post it yourself to #stalker. [Photo: Getty]

He just might be if rumors are to be believed. Also today: News about three of your favorite NBC shows, Ben Affleck mulls his next directing project, and some small bits of casting.

Last night, 30 Rock aired a live episode (catch some of it here). During it, Kenneth delivered three messages to Jenna in the hallway of the TGS studio, including a picture sent to her by Brett Favre. Watch inside.