nasty-things
Taco Bell Now Offering Morning Meal of Space Food and Semen Nuggets
Hamilton Nolan · 01/27/12 10:02AMTaco Bell is not going to be serving breakfast. That would be gross. Taco Bell is serving First Meal. It's the meal that comes after Fourth Meal. It's a meal that you eat at about the same time that you would eat breakfast, but which bears no resemblance to the "food" that normal humans would consume, for "breakfast." Observe:
The McRib Is Back, You Beasts
Hamilton Nolan · 10/24/11 09:12AM
Once upon a time, McDonald's sold a nasty porkish meat sandwich called the McRib, featuring all of the entrails that fell on the floor of the slaughterhouse pressure-formed into a pleasing "rib" shape. The McRib's variegated bouquet of grease flavor and resemblance to a bloody giant slug corpse naturally made it a "cult favorite," meaning "staple of the American diet." Now it is back. You greasy, greasy bastards.
Old People Are Using the Internet to Do the Nasty
Hamilton Nolan · 10/06/11 10:34AM
While American society has traditionally eschewed the practice of setting elderly people adrift on floating chunks of ice, we have embraced the next best thing: sequestering old people in their own buildings, communities, or suburbs, and ignoring them completely. Who knows, or cares, what they are up to? We prefer to focus on the youthful and ostensibly sexually available people pictured on the teevee.
Nothing Can Stop the Nasty Beetle Invasion
Hamilton Nolan · 09/29/11 04:40PMNobody Likes Miller Lite
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/11 11:10AM
Bad news, people who go to the store with the express purpose of purchasing Miller Lite™ brand beer: Ad Age reports that Miller Lite is growing steadily less popular. And during the "all-important summer beer-selling season"!
The End of Four Loko Is Nigh
Hamilton Nolan · 11/16/10 03:30PM
After a fun campaign of widespread panic resulting in four state bans and an irresistible opportunity for political grandstanding, it looks like the FDA is set to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks once and for all—everywhere in America.
Stink Bug Swarm Swallows Middle America
Hamilton Nolan · 09/27/10 11:49AMNYC has bedbugs, raccoons, and skunks, but at least we don't have stink bugs. Yet.
'Tarantula Invasion' Has Northern Britain On Edge
Jeff Neumann · 07/28/10 04:35AM
A pair of Chilean Rose tarantulas were found separately in backyards in northern Britain recently, and people are getting nervous. So what's the big deal about a couple of furry spiders? They spit hairs into people's eyes and blind them.
The Time 5WPR Had a Nasty Ladies Room
Hamilton Nolan · 12/16/09 02:32PM
It's a Christmas miracle: a tipster has forwarded us a historic May, 2007 internal staff email from our favorite public relations powerhouse, 5WPR. It seems someone (ladies) could not keep the poop flushed and the tampons put away properly.
Cops Get Nasty Pot Drink Off the Streets
Hamilton Nolan · 11/12/09 10:30AM
Some dude in Brooklyn has been arrested for selling weedheads some gross thing that would probably make you puke so much.
Gross Photos of Real German Food
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/09 10:34AMHere's an amazing blast from the past we can all get behind, and throw up. Last year we showed you a crazy German site comparing the advertised photos of food to the nasty reality. They're back, with a book deal!
Kids No Longer in Danger of Smoking Embarrassing Cigarettes
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/09 09:40AM
Suck down the last sickly sweet puffs of your precious Warm Winter Toffee Camels, kids, because as of today, flavored cigarettes are illegal in America. Time to move up to the real stuff!
Not An Organ Donor? Maybe This Pile Of Eyeballs Will Convince You
Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/08 04:14PM
When you're advertising potentially nasty medical-related products or causes, take a cue from the pharmaceutical industry. Those guys can make an ad for Irritable Bowel Syndrome treatment look like a beloved home movie. On the other end of the sensitivity spectrum is this ad from Thailand's Red Cross , urging people to donate their eyes when they die so that others may see. Good cause. But my god, is a huge dump site full of wasted, disembodied eyeballs really the best way to get your message across? (No). The horrifically misguided full ad is below—not for the squeamish.
Traumatized Fox News Employee Sues Over Bedbug Attacks
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/08 12:07PM
The victims of the Fox News bedbug infestation are fighting back! Former Fox employee Joan Clark has filed a lawsuit claiming that she has post-traumatic stress disorder from being attacked by bedbugs multiple times at the Fox News headquarters. She says she was bitten by the voracious creatures last October, last November, and just last month. She even claims that her entire department was relocated in a futile attempt to escape the bloodsucking insects! The building owner and maintenance company are named in the lawsuit, and Clark has filed a Worker's Comp claim against News Corp. itself. The full press release detailing her suit is below. We've contacted Fox (which may already be planning its revenge) and Clark's lawyer's for further info. THIS STORY IS FAR FROM OVER.