Archie Comics CEO: 'Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!'
Max Read · 07/09/11 11:41AMArchie Comics is attempting to ban its co-CEO, Nancy Silberkleit, from its headquarters, and stop her from going to Comic-Con this year, over allegations that she "burst into meetings to rant about male private parts." This is what happens when you introduce gays to Riverdale, folks! Everyone starts talking about dicks.