nakedness

Really. No.

Richard Lawson · 03/19/08 02:51PM

Everybody's taking their clothes off these days, Radar notes this afternoon. There's that Hills girl Audrina, the Sex and the City priss Kristin Davis (though [NSFW] maybe not), and now Amy Winehouse. The single-toothed (gotta be by now) singer recently posed nude for a British magazine in order to raise young people's awareness about breast cancer. In the photo, she stands holding her guitar (which blocks, um, her wine house) with two pieces of gaffe tape covering her nipples. The image's effect on breast cancer awareness remains to be seen, though we can aver with some assurance that naked druggy English lady awareness will skyrocket, while other things will not be raised at all. Larger image at Radar.

Nudie Patootie

Richard Lawson · 03/19/08 08:13AM

Not that you care or anything, but nude photos of The Hills' Audrina Patridge have surfaced. The photos, taken as a Playboy audition, feature Patridge in various states of undress lounging around a Los Angeles mansion. "I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself," said the old, wizened 22-year-old in a statement today. I'm really hoping for comment from Justin Bobby. [Us]