A nude dude went on a bizarre and bloody crime spree at Boston's Logan Airport on Saturday, falling through the ceiling of a women's restroom before attacking an 84-year-old man, CBS reports.

Scott Brown will be seated immediately upon certification. Al Franken had to wait a week.

The A/X store on Broadway by Houston is full of models in underwear. None of the boys are doing quite as well as the guy in the ads, but they're trying!