Like me, you've probably always wondered what it'd look like for a sign language interpreter to perform lyrics like, "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps," at a Black Eyed Peas concert. Here's your answer.

Designer Marc Jacobs dressed up as a cameltoe for his holiday masquerade party "Arabian Nights" at the Rainbow Room. Previous costumes before this included "fat lesbian" and then "weirdly-ripped muscley gay dude." Cameltoe is by far the best Marc Jacobs iteration yet. [NYM]