[Drag comedian Murray Hill gropes burlesque performer Angie Pontani at the second season premiere of "Bored to Death", a show some of us like and think you should watch, in New York last night. Image via Getty]

Cease all activity at once and watch this fight that broke out at Blockheads, a burrito establishment in Murray Hill. It's like a brawl, but without actual punches landed. The lesson: always punch the guy with the camera first. [Gothamist]

For their back cover today, the Post had Mike D'Antoni FEELIN' LIKE A KING over possibly luring LeBron James to New York. Except they photoshopped his head on the body of famed New York Drag King Murray Hill. Har har.

This week HBO's jean-making drama didn't mention denim, but there was all this bullshit about boyfriends and ex-boyfriends and birthday parties and Avenue. The moral? If you want any attention from the NYC ladeez, you better have a flat stomach.

Murray Hill

There's a lot to unpack in Midtown East. A bunch of neighborhoods rolled into one, the area stretches from Gramercy Park in the south to the Upper East Side, from 5th Avenue to the East River. It contains the sadness of Murray Hill (AKA Murray Hell) as well as the triumph of Tudor City. If there is a vast media conspiracy, this is its home turf. We sent Joshua "Virgil" Stein and Richard "Doré" Blakeley to show you the way in this, the last installment of Gawker's User's Guides.

Phil Oh and Nikola Tamindzic went to observe Village Voice nightlife columnist Tricia Romano's fifth anniversary party last night. Apparently when you write a column for five years in this town, you get a party in Simon Hammerstein's Box! Mazel tov, Tricia.

It turns out that "Luscious," our favorite high-breasted hooker — not pictured at right — stalks more than just Soho House. One tipster reports "surreal sightings on the 3rd avenue corridor on 4 or 5 occasions," while another has run into the lady in question on her home turf:

A New Yorker remembers time spent on that special part of 3rd Avenue: