Being something of an expert in the business, Lindsay Lohan's mom thinks she should open a chain of rehab centers. Also today: Kelly Bensimon can't stop embarrassing her kids, Joe Francis happily civilizes his union, and some Twilight news.
[MTV UK staged a tomato fight in London between a Katy Perry "lookalike" and a Lady Gaga "lookalike" to promote the upcoming MTV Europe Music Awards. I know, I know: Europeans! Click for more. Photo via WENN.]
To promote MTV Europe's music awards, a swimsuit- and stiletto-clad Eva Longoria recorded a chest-thumping version of the kind of "rap" kindergarteners do: "Yo, I'm Eva Longoria! / This is the story-a! / Something-something-something Astoria!" Prepare to cringe.
