Jose Canseco is the T.S. Eliot of Twitter. But how does this washed-up baseball star and confessed steroid user manage to churn out an endless stream of brilliantly twisted tweets? Maybe he has help.

You may have never heard of Moshe Kasher before, but his take on heaven and hell and how they suck equally will make you rethink the pearly gates. Don't watch this one with your mom.